I’m just going to get this out of my system – the worst part of our trip was the travel day home. So I’ll just go ahead and bitch about that first, and then I can move on and tell you about how awesome the rest of the trip was.
So here’s what happened…
We woke up at 6am Italy time (12am Michigan time) and took a shuttle to the airport. We checked in and found our gate with ease, but when Mike asked to move to an exit row, he was rejected several times. Which for a 6’8″ dude, that’s really bad news. We were very early, so we relaxed and read for awhile, and eventually realized our flight was going to be delayed. No problem, we had a long layover in Chicago, so this just meant less waiting there!
We finally boarded about an hour late and took off almost an hour after that. But the good news is that our flight must have been moved to a different type of airplane because when we got on board we realized we were, in fact, in an exit row! (This was not true when we checked our seats online last week.) I think that exit row saved our sanity.
Unlike our flight to London, these planes did not have personal TV monitors, so we had to look forward to 10.5 hours with no movies to pass the time. Even for an avid reader like me, reading gets old after that long. Plus the food was awful, and we only got one meal despite the long flight. Delta (operated by Alitalia) by the way.
As we finally approached Chicago, we were told the weather conditions weren’t ideal and it would delay our landing by about an hour. When we finally landed, the turbulence nearly made me vomit, and I was never so glad to finally land. By that time, we were so late, we knew we’d miss our connection to Detroit, but luckily because of the weather, that flight was delayed, too. HOWEVER! We still had to connect in Detroit to Grand Rapids, and there was no way we’d even kind of make that flight.
So we waited in a god awful long time only to find out that there was absolutely zero they could do for us. Either we wait in Chicago and catch a flight in the morning (with a connection in Cincinnati) or we fly to Detroit and get stuck there overnight. No problem, we’ll just rent a car! We were only 3 hours from home afterall.
We dragged our luggage to three different rental car companies only to be told three times that they don’t rent one-way vehicles. And even if they did, it’s Memorial weekend, they’re out of cars.
Plan C? Get someone from home to come pick us up. We could not fathom being so close to home and not getting there until midday the NEXT day. Fortunately his brother agreed to do it, so we pulled our luggage into the nearby Hilton bar for dinner (Chicago O’Hare has no food options outside security, by the way), then sat in the hotel lobby to read and make phone calls for a couple hours.
Three hours ticked by and his brother was still not there. Four hours… still no brother. We’re not sure what he was doing, but after four hours he was still about an hour away. We knew he was doing us a huge favor though, so we sat patiently. But at the 4.5 hour mark, I hit a wall. I had been up for almost 24 hours, I had been sitting in a hotel lobby and/or airport waiting area for far too long. And I couldn’t think of anything to do but cry.
Mike has known me about 2.5 years and has only seen me cry maybe twice. Not because I hide it, but because I just don’t cry that much. So you know how bad this was getting. I wanted to just give up, go back in time, get a hotel room and leave in the morning. At 5:30, waiting for his brother seemed like a valid option, but by 11, it was the worst idea either of us had ever had.
Finally he got there, and Mike, bless his heart, zipped us to Grand Rapids in just over three hours (we had to stop for gas and coffee). Unfortunately, we still had to pick up the cats from his mom’s house and then drive to our apartment an hour away. When we rolled in at 3:30am, after being awake for nearly 34 hours, I think I made out with my bed. I’m not sure, I was delirious by then.
You know what though? It sucked (huge balls), but it was worth it. In the moment, maybe not, but in hindsight? Worth it. Because our trip was bad ass.